24 Totally Unrealistic Movie Sex Scenes

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In the following article we've linked, Neal-Johns Hopkins of COEDMagazine.com shares his opinions and list of 24 unrealistic "sex scenes" from mainstream Hollywood films.

Article's Introduction...

If you're a virgin and you exclusively watch porn, oh boy, are you in for a surprise come prom night. People criticize porn for heightening expectations to near unattainable levels, but mainstream Hollywood doesn't really do much of a better job keeping expectations in check. Don't get us wrong, a slim minority of pictures accurately depict sexual relations in a real and emotionally satisfying way — FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, AMERICAN PIE (at least the Tara Reid storyline), and a movie starring Kerry Fox titled, INTIMACY. However, most movies with sex scenes tend to glorify the act, which we have absolutely no issue with. We just don't think the following sex scenes should get any screen time at the next sex ed class. **ALL VIDEOS ARE NSFW (not safe for work). HELL, THIS WHOLE POST IS NSFW!**

VIEW THE LIST » Includes the writer's commentary, still images, and a few selections with uncensored video clips (although some are not complete).
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