Christopher Long

Christopher Long covers a wide range of classic, international, and specialty releases for MovieMet. His reviews often emphasize direction, tone, film history, and the broader context that helps readers understand where a movie fits within its genre or era.

MY WINNIPEG - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJan 29, 2015

MY WINNIPEG - Blu-ray review

I caught “My Winnipeg” (2007) at its debut screening at the Toronto International Film Festival. After the screening, the first question to director Guy Maddin was from a man who introduced himself as

TOOTSIE - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJan 05, 2015

TOOTSIE - Blu-ray review

“Tooth Fairy 2” is the direct-to-video sequel to “Tooth Fairy” (2010), which starred Dwayne Johnson. And you have to give The Rock credit. He made sure he was busy when they decided to make “Tooth Fai

GHOST BIRD - DVD review
ReviewsSep 13, 2014

GHOST BIRD - DVD review

No wonder nobody likes skeptics. In 2004, an Arkansas man boating through the swamp spotted an ivory-billed woodpecker, a species thought to be extinct since the early part of the twentieth century.

LOVE STREAMS - Blu-ray review
ReviewsAug 18, 2014

LOVE STREAMS - Blu-ray review

Like many of the characters in John Cassavetes' films, Sarah Lawson (Gena Rowlands, Cassavetes' wife) is all impulse and no filter. To want or to need is to act immediately on that desire with no thou

THE FRESHMAN - Blu-ray review
ReviewsApr 11, 2014

THE FRESHMAN - Blu-ray review

Harold Lamb only cares about one thing: being the most popular man at Tate University (described in a title card as “a large football stadium with a college attached” and looking an awful lot like USC

NOSTALGHIA - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJan 22, 2014

NOSTALGHIA - Blu-ray review

“The Turin Horse” and “Jeanne Dielman” are my ideas of cinematic bliss. When frustrated viewers complain that “nothing happens” in a movie, save me an aisle seat. By that standard, Andrei Tarkovsky's

LATE RAY - DVD review
ReviewsJan 07, 2014

LATE RAY - DVD review

*The following is a review of the the new three-disc set from Criterion's Eclipse Collection: “Late Ray” which includes the films “The Home and the World,” “An Enemy of the People,” and “The Stranger.

GREY GARDENS - Blu-ray review
ReviewsDec 16, 2013

GREY GARDENS - Blu-ray review

*“Grey Gardens” was released by Criterion in 2001 with Spine Number 123. In 2006 they released the follow-up version assembled from outtakes, “The Beales of Grey Gardens” on a separate disc (Spine Num

NASHVILLE - Blu-ray review
ReviewsDec 15, 2013

NASHVILLE - Blu-ray review

This is my third tour through “Nashville” (1975) and it will probably be my last. When Criterion first announced Robert Altman's “Nashville” as an upcoming release, my Facebook feed exploded with hos

FRANCES HA - Blu-ray review
ReviewsNov 21, 2013

FRANCES HA - Blu-ray review

As surely as any Esther Williams or Jackie Chan flick, “Frances Ha” (2013) sells the distinctive screen appeal of its star, Greta Gerwig. You will either buy in or you won't, but if you resist the pit

CITY LIGHTS - Blu-ray review
ReviewsNov 19, 2013

CITY LIGHTS - Blu-ray review

The first part of this review was written by John Puccio in 2004 in regards to Warner Bros. SD release of “City Lights.” The rest of the review was written by Christopher Long for the 2013 Criterion B

TOKYO STORY - Blu-ray review
ReviewsNov 18, 2013

TOKYO STORY - Blu-ray review

Yasujiro Ozu's exceptional “Tokyo Story” (1953) yields potential readings to suit all temperaments. The die-hard optimist might draw inspiration from the dignified manner in which the characters endu

TABU - DVD Review
ReviewsNov 11, 2013

TABU - DVD Review

I don't know if I believe in love at first sight, but “Tabu” (2012) had me hooked from the very first shot. Photographed in sun-bleached black-and-white, an intrepid explorer stands forlornly in the

NIGHT TIDE - Blu-ray review
ReviewsOct 15, 2013

NIGHT TIDE - Blu-ray review

Dennis Hopper's first leading role isn't exactly an early template for his intermittently volcanic career. As Johnny Drake, Hopper plays a soft-spoken sailor who is so shy and tentative he clutches hi

THE STRANGER - Blu-ray release
ReviewsOct 14, 2013

THE STRANGER - Blu-ray release

After the box-office failure of “The Magnificent Ambersons” and a bitter fight with RKO over the allegedly out-of-control production of “It's All True,” Orson Welles's wunderkind status was in jeopard

SLACKER - Blu-ray review
ReviewsSep 16, 2013

SLACKER - Blu-ray review

The main review was written by Christopher Long for Criterion's 2004 SD release of “Slacker.” The Video, Audio, Extras, and Film Value sections address the 2013 Blu-ray re-issue by Criterion. "I ma

SECONDS - Blu-ray review
ReviewsAug 12, 2013

SECONDS - Blu-ray review

Arthur Hamilton (John Randolph) has always played by the rules and now he's paying for it. The 50-something banker has a respectable job, a dream house in Scarsdale, and a devoted wife (Frances Reid)

SAFETY LAST! - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJul 13, 2013

SAFETY LAST! - Blu-ray review

Belief is an irrelevant concept in the era of computer-generated cinema, but back in an age when the movies still had something to do with photography audiences believed in Harold Lloyd. For a gruelin

SHOAH - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJul 03, 2013

SHOAH - Blu-ray review

The main body of this review was written by Eddie Feng in 2004 regarding the 2003 SD release of the film by New Yorker. The other sections of the review are written by Christopher Long and address the

THE LOVING STORY - DVD Review
ReviewsJun 29, 2013

THE LOVING STORY - DVD Review

Imagine, if you can, an America in which state legislators pass laws that tell citizens who they can or cannot marry. Imagine further, if you can, that these laws are derived primarily from the belief

JUBAL - Blu-ray review
ReviewsMay 15, 2013

JUBAL - Blu-ray review

Jubal Troop is one heck of a name for a Western character, isn't it? It's the kind of name you can spit right into a cuspidor from clear across the room. Credit goes to novelist Paul I. Wellman, but i

G-DOG - DVD review
ReviewsMay 06, 2013

G-DOG - DVD review

You don't have to believe in God to believe that Father Greg Boyle is doing God's work. The Jesuit priest began tending to his parish in the gang-infested Boyle Heights section of Los Angeles in the

PIERRE ETAIX - Blu-ray review
ReviewsApr 22, 2013

PIERRE ETAIX - Blu-ray review

That Pierre Étaix's comedies do not tickle my funny bone is of no relevance to you and hardly even to me. I am not here on rain on anyone's parade, and a parade is more than justified because Étaix's

GATE OF HELL - Blu-ray review
ReviewsApr 21, 2013

GATE OF HELL - Blu-ray review

It's 1160 and a good man is hard to find. Rival Japanese clans have been dueling for power for most of the century and as “Gate of Hell” (1953) opens, the rebel Minamoto warriors have seized a special

REPO MAN - Blu-ray review
ReviewsApr 18, 2013

REPO MAN - Blu-ray review

It was 1984 and Americans were on course to re-elect a shitty, sadistic, semi-sentient president. In a fucking landslide. What better way to piss them all off than for a smartass Brit to flip them the

CONNECTED - DVD review
ReviewsApr 01, 2013

CONNECTED - DVD review

Tiffany Shlain's documentary “Connected” (2011) is a bit of a trap. The free-associative narrative structure begs to be criticized for its lack of focus, for its potpourri of subject matter, but Shlai

BESTIAIRE - DVD review
ReviewsMar 13, 2013

BESTIAIRE - DVD review

**“Living in a zoo can be very sad People stare at you and make you mad. Oh how I wonder what they would do If animals stared at them like they were in a zoo?” -sung by Chris Peterson in the “Zoo Anim

THE BLOB - Blu-ray review
ReviewsMar 11, 2013

THE BLOB - Blu-ray review

The blob is a metaphor, you see, a metaphor for... it's just a blob. And it is the purest blob the cinema has ever seen. It spent untold millennia soaring through space inside of a meteor just so it c

PINA - Blu-ray review
ReviewsFeb 06, 2013

PINA - Blu-ray review

I am increasingly of the opinion that film critics review far too many films. This is a film, you write about films, therefore you are qualified to write about this film. And besides we can't find any

NOSFERATU - Blu-ray review
ReviewsFeb 03, 2013

NOSFERATU - Blu-ray review

F.W. Murnau's “Nosferatu” (1922) was adapted without permission from Bram Stoker's novel “Dracula” and, in some ways, falls short of the source material it exploited. Where Count Dracula was a seducti

BRAZIL: Blu-ray review
ReviewsDec 16, 2012

BRAZIL: Blu-ray review

Sam Lowry (Jonathan Pryce) is a button-pushing middle manager who resists a soul-crushing bureaucracy by escaping into literal flights of fantasy. Imagination is the only weapon he has against the all

HEAD GAMES - DVD review
ReviewsDec 12, 2012

HEAD GAMES - DVD review

Andre Waters was a beast. Some of my fondest memories watching football as a teenager involve “Dirty Waters” administering brutal hits to receivers who had heard the stories, but couldn't believe the

FOLLOWING - Blu-ray review
ReviewsDec 10, 2012

FOLLOWING - Blu-ray review

“The following is my explanation.” In retrospect, it's difficult not to think of the first spoken line of Christopher Nolan's first feature film as a promise of everything that was to come, or perhap

HEAVEN'S GATE - Blu-ray review
ReviewsDec 03, 2012

HEAVEN'S GATE - Blu-ray review

I can't imagine anyone watching “Heaven's Gate” (1980) for the first time on this Criterion Blu-ray would identify it as the “unqualified disaster” Vincent Canby labeled it upon its release, a label a

TRILOGY OF LIFE - Blu-ray review
ReviewsNov 26, 2012

TRILOGY OF LIFE - Blu-ray review

Films described as “raunchy,” “erotic,” or “bawdy” usually send me running for cover. I've always thought this was because I am exceedingly old-fashioned in my sensibilities, but in the context of Pie

RASHOMON - Blu-ray review
ReviewsNov 05, 2012

RASHOMON - Blu-ray review

SOME NOTES ON “RASHOMON” SINCE YOU SURELY DON'T NEED YET ANOTHER REVIEW OF THIS MASTERPIECE:“Rashomon” is certainly a film about the elusive nature of truth and the unreliability of witnesses

THE GAME - Blu-ray review
ReviewsOct 01, 2012

THE GAME - Blu-ray review

When irony rules and most tongues are permanently grafted into cheeks, I suppose it's pretty churlish to complain about a movie taking itself too seriously. But after watching “The Game” (1997) again,

UMBERTO D. - Blu-ray review
ReviewsSep 07, 2012

UMBERTO D. - Blu-ray review

Vittorio De Sica's story of a sad sack old pensioner and his adorable dog is the ultimate “check your pulse” movie. “Umberto D.” (1952) can thaw out the iciest hearts, burrow through the scaliest armo

QUADROPHENIA - Blu-ray review
ReviewsAug 28, 2012

QUADROPHENIA - Blu-ray review

One scene in “Quadrophenia” (1979) captures the absurdity and sincerity of youthful rebellion in all its sure-to-embarrass-you-in-the-future glory. Jimmy Cooper (Phil Daniels) says to his friend Kevin

LONESOME - Blu-ray review
ReviewsAug 27, 2012

LONESOME - Blu-ray review

My goodness, New York used to be so crowded! Released in 1928, Paul Fejos' “Lonesome” begins with the big city waking up as “the machinery of life begins to hum.” In a dizzying montage, cars choke th

WEEKEND - Blu-ray review
ReviewsAug 25, 2012

WEEKEND - Blu-ray review

I grow more prudish by the day, and I have now reached a point where I avoid watching films with graphic sexual content just as I have always tried to avoid people who discuss their (alleged) sexual e

ROSETTA - Blu-ray review
ReviewsAug 21, 2012

ROSETTA - Blu-ray review

I doubt many critics would offer “Rosetta” (1999) as a prime example of Hollywood-style filmmaking, but in some ways the title heroine is the perfect embodiment of textbook screenwriting advice. Film

LA PROMESSE - Blu-ray review
ReviewsAug 20, 2012

LA PROMESSE - Blu-ray review

There is one moment in “La promesse” (1996) that I will never forget. Fourteen year-old Igor (Jérémie Renier) assists his father Roger (Olivier Gourmet) in the family business, which involves maintai

DOWN BY LAW - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJul 25, 2012

DOWN BY LAW - Blu-ray review

“Down By Law” (1986) begins with a shot of a mausoleum, and with a few vintage Jarmuschian lateral tracking shots through the deserted streets of New Orleans, eventually settles on a set of characters

METROPOLITAN - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJul 22, 2012

METROPOLITAN - Blu-ray review

**"You know the French film ‘The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie'? When I first heard the title, I thought ‘Finally someone's gonna tell the truth about the bourgeoisie!' What a disappointment. " -

AND EVERYTHING IS GOING FINE
ReviewsJul 06, 2012

AND EVERYTHING IS GOING FINE

*The following review covers the Criterion releases of two films directed by Steven Soderbergh and featuring the monologist Spalding Gray: “Gray's Anatomy” (1997) and “And Everything is Going Fine” (2

GRAY'S ANATOMY - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJul 05, 2012

GRAY'S ANATOMY - Blu-ray review

*The following review covers the Criterion releases of two films directed by Steven Soderbergh and featuring the monologist Spalding Gray: “Gray's Anatomy” (1997) and “And Everything is Going Fine” (2

LA HAINE - Blu-ray review
ReviewsMay 21, 2012

LA HAINE - Blu-ray review

One of my numerous shortcomings as a film viewer is a severely limited tolerance for films featuring hyper-macho, confrontational characters. I'm certain “Goodfellas” is a masterpiece, but the constan

LA TERRA TREMA - DVD Review
ReviewsMay 07, 2012

LA TERRA TREMA - DVD Review

The opening titles of “La terra trema” (“The Earth Will Tremble”, 1948) declare that the film takes place in the Sicilian fishing village of Aci Trezza, but that its events occur anywhere that “men ex

LATE SPRING - Blu-ray review
ReviewsApr 30, 2012

LATE SPRING - Blu-ray review

If you looked up the term “minimalism” in a film dictionary, you would almost certainly see a still of a low-angle 50 mm lens shot from any of Yasujiro Ozu's 30+ surviving films as illustration. But t

ALAMBRISTA! - Blu-ray review
ReviewsApr 25, 2012

ALAMBRISTA! - Blu-ray review

"¡Alambrista!” (1977) is such an immersive experience that its abrupt narrative ruptures really pack an emotional wallop. The opening shot of water flowing through an irrigation ditch plunks us right

THE FLAW - DVD Review
ReviewsApr 16, 2012

THE FLAW - DVD Review

A skeptic might wonder if asking a group of influential contemporary economists to explain what went wrong in the financial crisis is akin to asking a group of MTV programming execs why pop music star

THE WAR ROOM - Blu-ray review
ReviewsApr 01, 2012

THE WAR ROOM - Blu-ray review

Once it gets its motor revved up, “The War Room” rockets along at such breakneck speed that it’s difficult even to find a logical place on the DVD to hit pause for a bathroom break. This might not be

BELLE DE JOUR - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJan 22, 2012

BELLE DE JOUR - Blu-ray review

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about film critics, it’s that they tend to be perverts, and I mean that in the most complimentary manner possible. Some of my best friends are film critics, and they

HAYWIRE - Theatrical review
ReviewsJan 19, 2012

HAYWIRE - Theatrical review

Though Gina Carano is a former MMA fighter and American Gladiator, it would be a stretch to say that she is the real thing if, by real thing, we mean that she’s an actual black-ops super agent capable

TRAFFIC - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJan 17, 2012

TRAFFIC - Blu-ray review

Steven Soderbergh’s “Traffic” (2000) is not my favorite of his films, but watching it again on the occasion of Criterion’s 2012 Blu-ray upgrade, I noticed one marvelous scene that had escaped my atten

SABU! - DVD review
ReviewsNov 28, 2011

SABU! - DVD review

Cinema history is full of stories of celebrities plucked from obscurity. Lana Turner was discovered at a soda fountain in Hollywood, former bit player Harrison Ford while building a cabinet for George

12 ANGRY MEN - Blu-ray review
ReviewsNov 21, 2011

12 ANGRY MEN - Blu-ray review

What an odd masterpiece "12 Angry Men" (1957) is. Few films have ever telegraphed their endings so clearly and incessantly; from the early moment when Henry Fonda persuades his first fellow juror to v

NAKED - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJul 08, 2011

NAKED - Blu-ray review

In the 1950s and 1960s, a group of British novelists and playwrights came to be identified as the "angry young men. " The writers themselves were "angry young men" (though writer Shelagh Delaney was,

BLACK MOON - Blu-ray review
ReviewsJun 26, 2011

BLACK MOON - Blu-ray review

I watched Louis Malle's "Black Moon" (1975) about a year ago and in keeping with the spirit of the film, I have chosen to review it before watching it again, jumbled and half-remembered. I'll watch it

ARAYA - DVD review
ReviewsMay 12, 2011

ARAYA - DVD review

"Araya" (1959) is not a documentary in the traditional sense, but then again neither is any other documentary. With its towering pyramids of salt stretching out diagonally towards the horizon, this st

LAST TRAIN HOME - DVD review
ReviewsFeb 07, 2011

LAST TRAIN HOME - DVD review

A few days ago, Frits van Paaschen, CEO of Starwood Hotels, went on CNBC to tout his company's growth story. One of the main drivers for future explosive growth will be the "billion or more" people th

PONTYPOOL - DVD review
ReviewsJan 29, 2010

PONTYPOOL - DVD review

"Uh. Words. Uh. Words. Uh huh huh huh. " -Butthead, from Beavis and Butthead in "Beard Boys" I'm all but certain that "Pontypool" is the only zombie movie that references both Norman Mailer and Rolan

STILL LIFE - DVD review
ReviewsDec 21, 2008

STILL LIFE - DVD review

If you ask me to pick my favorite under-50 director today, with only a slight hesitation, I would choose Jia Zhang-ke. Not yet 40, Jia is perhaps the most prominent member of the Sixth Generation of C

KILLER OF SHEEP - DVD review
ReviewsDec 23, 2007

KILLER OF SHEEP - DVD review

Charles Burnett's "Killer of Sheep" (1977) has been a legendary film almost from the moment it was released. It is, of course, a great film, but its legend owes even more to the fact that the film has

BREAKER MORANT - DVD review
ReviewsDec 13, 2004

BREAKER MORANT - DVD review

"Well, Peter, this is what comes of empire building. " -Harry "Breaker" Morant "Breaker Morant" (1980), based on a true story, is a courtroom drama set during the Boer War, one of the many charming a